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Re: Random chats

#586 Postby SparDanger » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:28 am

Mariahjc: i cant wait for school to come back
Mariahjc: i feel all alone ;w;
SparDanger: O_o
SparDanger: o_O
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Re: Random chats

#587 Postby SparDanger » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:59 pm

<SparDanger> Mom texted me, wondering why I was laughing so loud! XD
<MysticalDerp> Oh my! xD
<SparDanger> There is literally a brick wall in between us! XD
<MysticalDerp> Damn! O_O
<SparDanger> Yupyup.
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Re: Random chats

#588 Postby SparDanger » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:09 pm

[3:05:55 PM] Kaka Carrot Cake: (_!_) <------ A butt.
[3:06:12 PM] Spar Danger: It even has the asshole!
[3:06:19 PM] Kaka Carrot Cake: :U
[3:06:21 PM] Kasei Kage Suzaku: lol
[3:06:23 PM] Kevin: Now make me a paddle
[3:06:33 PM] Kasei Kage Suzaku: i'll ask for invite later
[3:06:35 PM] Kaka Carrot Cake: ====---
[3:06:37 PM] *** Kasei Kage Suzaku has left ***
[3:06:45 PM] Kevin: lol
[3:07:09 PM] Hatzi: Now a boat
[3:08:43 PM] Spar Danger: |>
(___)
[3:08:49 PM] Spar Danger: I tried. ._.;
[3:09:00 PM] Kevin: Hari wants to paddle the butt on a boat?
[3:09:13 PM] Kaka Carrot Cake: That's an oddly specific fetish.
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Re: Random chats

#589 Postby SparDanger » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:12 am

[10:11:17 AM] Jakob: Hey, wanna see something funny?
[10:11:47 AM] Spar Danger: I've already seen Linkmax fall over.
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Re: Random chats

#590 Postby SparDanger » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:59 pm

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<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

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<crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier?
<arkilla> work.
<crabcakedeathra> where you work?
<arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk.
<arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons
<arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies
<arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE cut HIM a check for 33 cents
<crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar
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