The Demented wish game

[Jlyons]

Granted, but you think about wishing for wet piles of smelly socks everywhere in your home in order to get rid of unwelcome company... which works, with *cough* unintended consequences.

I wish I had a food dispenser like they have on that old Jetsons cartoon.

[SparDanger]

You get one but it dispenses dead birds.

I wish I could fly to Scotland.

[Ultimarad]

Granted but.... I'm not going to mess that wish up.

This topic if fun, I wish it doesn't die again.

[SparDanger]

The topic lives until the end of time.

I wish I had some food.

[Dan]

You get food, but you have to eat it in a dank, dark, rat-filled room.

I wish I could get to level 100 on flyff ASAP.

[Jlyons]

Granted, but the GMs ban you for hacking the server and altering character data.

I wish wallpaper didn't exist.

[SparDanger]

It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.

I wish I had money for fast food.

[Damasca Ramza]

It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.

I wish I had money for fast food.

Granted, it's Australian money and is useless in America.

I wish..........I had something WORTH wishing for?

[Dan]

You finally have something worth wishing for, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.

[Jlyons]

It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.

That's not demented. That's what I wanted to hear. *flings bricks at the builders*

I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.

Granted, but then you suddenly miss the annoying parts because the game became too easy.

I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.

[Dan]

I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.

So do I......

Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters )

I wish I could find a job.

[Jlyons]

Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters )

Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation.

I wish I could find a job.

(Amen, brotha. )

Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.

I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.

[Dan]

You get peace and quiet today, but the next day you awaken to a room full of hornets and cicadas (hornets sound like frickin' motors and...well I'm sure you know about cicadas).

I wish I had a cheesesteak.

[Damasca Ramza]

Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters )

Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation.

I wish I could find a job.

(Amen, brotha. )

Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.

I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.

Granted, you get forced to be on my school bus after 5 seconds though. (It's f-ing noisy)

I wish I could stop holding back in beating the crap outta two guys at school who are pissing me off.

[SparDanger]

Granted, but you're now in Jail for murder.

I wish I had a never ending supply of free food!