The Demented wish game

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#61 Postby Jlyons » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:37 pm

Granted, but you think about wishing for wet piles of smelly socks everywhere in your home in order to get rid of unwelcome company... which works, with *cough* unintended consequences. :P

I wish I had a food dispenser like they have on that old Jetsons cartoon. XD
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#62 Postby SparDanger » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:32 am

You get one but it dispenses dead birds. O_o

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#63 Postby Ultimarad » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:47 am

Granted but.... I'm not going to mess that wish up. :razz:

This topic if fun, I wish it doesn't die again.
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#64 Postby SparDanger » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:01 am

The topic lives until the end of time.

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Re: The Demented wish game

#65 Postby Dan » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:30 am

You get food, but you have to eat it in a dank, dark, rat-filled room.

I wish I could get to level 100 on flyff ASAP.
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#66 Postby Jlyons » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:54 am

Granted, but the GMs ban you for hacking the server and altering character data.

I wish wallpaper didn't exist. <.<
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#67 Postby SparDanger » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:27 am

It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.

I wish I had money for fast food.
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#68 Postby Damasca Ramza » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:37 am

Sparrowhawk wrote:It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.

I wish I had money for fast food.


Granted, it's Australian money and is useless in America.

I wish..........I had something WORTH wishing for?
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#69 Postby Dan » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:53 am

You finally have something worth wishing for, but it doesn't come true.

I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.
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#70 Postby Jlyons » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:36 pm

Sparrowhawk wrote:It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.


That's not demented. That's what I wanted to hear. XD *flings bricks at the builders*

Dan wrote:I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.


Granted, but then you suddenly miss the annoying parts because the game became too easy.

I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.
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#71 Postby Dan » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:45 pm

Jlyons wrote:
I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.


So do I......

Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters :feh: )

I wish I could find a job.
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#72 Postby Jlyons » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:35 pm

Dan wrote:Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters :feh: )


Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation. XD

Dan wrote:I wish I could find a job.


(Amen, brotha. XD )

Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.

I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.
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Re: The Demented wish game

#73 Postby Dan » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:15 pm

You get peace and quiet today, but the next day you awaken to a room full of hornets and cicadas (hornets sound like frickin' motors and...well I'm sure you know about cicadas).

I wish I had a cheesesteak.
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#74 Postby Damasca Ramza » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:07 pm

Jlyons wrote:
Dan wrote:Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters :feh: )


Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation. XD

Dan wrote:I wish I could find a job.


(Amen, brotha. XD )

Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.

I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.


Granted, you get forced to be on my school bus after 5 seconds though. (It's f-ing noisy)

I wish I could stop holding back in beating the crap outta two guys at school who are pissing me off.
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#75 Postby SparDanger » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:18 pm

Granted, but you're now in Jail for murder.

I wish I had a never ending supply of free food!
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