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#1 Postby Damasca Ramza » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:01 pm

Title says it all.
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#2 Postby Ultimarad » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:59 am

If I climbed all the mountains in the world, would I eventually find Noah's ark?
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#3 Postby Dan » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:30 am

If I ate a dead leaf, would I grow raccoon ears and a raccoon tail and be able to fly?
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#4 Postby SparDanger » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am

Dumbest question ever: What's 1 + 1? XD
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#5 Postby Echo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:07 pm

Why don't you like cheesy toast?
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#6 Postby Krazybones » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm

what colour aren't my boxers

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#7 Postby Damasca Ramza » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:48 pm

Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Dan: No, but your stomach'd be having one hell of a day.
Spar: 1+1=2, or Window, OMG WINDOWS IS INVADING MATHS!
Linkmax: I like Toast with a slice of cheese on it but not cheesy, too much cheese is a bad thing.
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#8 Postby Dan » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:39 pm

Ok, new question:

If I dressed up as a raccoon and jumped on an upward-moving ball of lava, would I be able to turn into a statue and kill it?
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#9 Postby Damasca Ramza » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:28 pm

No, you'd fall into the lava screaming and then the instant you hit it suffer heat stroke, then 6 seconds later die.
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#10 Postby Ultimarad » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:33 am

Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Surely such a relic that pretty much saved all life on the planet wouldn't have been touched?
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#11 Postby Echo » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:46 pm

too much cheese is a bad thing.
BLASPHEMY SIR! :P
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#12 Postby Damasca Ramza » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:59 pm

Ults: No, because Noah's Ark would have been grinded into paper already and Spar or I would have drawn on it.
Surely such a relic that pretty much saved all life on the planet wouldn't have been touched?
OBJECTION!

It saved one family and ton of animals, everyone else got their asses handed to them when they drowned and people would of been stupid and broke it down or something.
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#13 Postby Dan » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:01 am

The animals were able to proliferate, however, and it saved their populations.

Anyway, here's my question: what tastes better: bacon, or squirrel.
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#14 Postby Damasca Ramza » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:12 am

Bacon, last time I was tempted to eat squirrel I threw up for a week.
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#15 Postby Ultimarad » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:53 am

The animals were able to proliferate, however, and it saved their populations.

Anyway, here's my question: what tastes better: bacon, or squirrel.
I must answer this question.


BAAAASCOOOOOOOOOOOON 8D

Sorry I just like bacon. XD
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