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Funny random things

#1 Postby Pokota » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:23 pm

Only rules: It actually has to have been written somewhere on the internet, and you have to give the source.

Sailor Moon Z, Ep. 14 wrote: In the depths of space between the planets, something moved.
Something that could not, should not, be able to exist, but did. What
made it so remarkable was the fact that it was alive. It was long and
sinuous and the light of the sun and stars reflecting off its scaled
silver hide. From this body extended four powerful limbs which ended in
wickedly sharp claws, a long, whip-like tail, and a large head that
sported numerous sharp teeth. Two large wings also extended from its
back, flapping in mighty sweeps as it moved between the planets. That
fact alone would be enough to send scientists into fits, as everyone
knows there is nothing in a vacuum for wings to work with.

Those not gifted with such a myopic view of the wonders of the
universe would be too busy realizing they were looking at a dragon to
Let's all play Pokemon Crystal!
At the base of Mimir’s Well, at the foot of the World Tree Yggdrasil, there can be found an eye that had been removed from it’s owner’s face.

“Gross.” commented Fletcher.

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Re: Funny random things

#2 Postby Andres » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:11 pm

"Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating game play mechanics, which is why it's so odd that games want to try and resemble it. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)"
--S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky ... -Clear-Sky

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is SO JOKES! ;D
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