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The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.

#1 Postby Ultimarad » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:14 am

I need everybody's help with a book I'm currently writing. *cough*

All I want you to do is post here any kind of surreal, abstract, bizarre or just plain stupid pieces of advice on anything you can think of. For example, "Don't shave pubic hair with a potato peeler."

If you can think of anything, feel free to log in and post it here anytime. There's no rush, the book is scheduled to be published sometime after the end of mankind.
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#2 Postby Dan » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:32 pm

All toaster toast YOUR ASS!!!

And that's my unoriginal contribution to this book. :P
"Never stray close to an attacking predator. You become...competition."

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#3 Postby Hari » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:55 pm

Don't tongue kiss a poisonis snake.
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#4 Postby Damasca Ramza » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:53 pm

Remember kids, gambling is good for you.

I challenge you to a children's card game.
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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#5 Postby Hari » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:16 am

If Aligators were meant to be friendly, they'd have fur and be pets.

If your driving is bad, then just tell everyone to stay off the sidewalk.
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#6 Postby Xiaotsu » Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:15 pm

RUN WITH SCISSORS!

Remember kids, the key to knowledge is severe flatulence!

Giant Boulders are a great way to lose weight.
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#7 Postby Paw » Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:03 pm

Don't ask your friends to help you write a book. XD

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#8 Postby Echo » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:19 pm

If you find a dried up hamburger bun in your clothes basket, but no burger, start worrying.
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#9 Postby Damasca Ramza » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:41 pm

Tip Linkmax with coffee and pants everytime you visit him in his office, or he will BELGIN WAFFLES you for DINNER.
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#10 Postby Xiaotsu » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:58 pm

Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.
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#11 Postby Jlyons » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:41 am

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you onions, make a swimming pool.
Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.
In a moment of sheer stupidity and utter failure, Curious George hid in the bush that was set on fire by the evil Man in the Green Hat.

Gold medal pl0x. :U
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#12 Postby Hari » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:01 pm

Cheese is not just a dairy product, but a statment that all should respect with nachos, chilly, and lots of peppers and junk.
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#13 Postby Jlyons » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:21 pm

Steak. Because Lulu said so.
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#14 Postby SparDanger » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:21 pm

Steak. Because Lulu said so.
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#15 Postby Jlyons » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:58 am

If you're ever drunk and in a room full of drunks, remember, the only one telling the truth is the ceiling fan.
Steak. Because Lulu said so.
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I'm sorry. I had to. XD
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