Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

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Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#1 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:55 am

Heh, I was having some fun coming up with Chuck Norris quotes with some friends, before thinking, hey, wouldn't it be cool to make some Chuck Norris quotes...about Flyff?

So this is just a chance to get your creative juices going...

Think up quotes for Chuck Norris that are related to Flyff. Example;

"Chuck Norris does not start Flyff a vagrant, he is already a Hero."


-Please make only one quote per post, remember not to double post.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#2 Postby Dan » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:36 am

The Red Meteo doesn't 1 hit Chuck Norris- he one hits the red meteo.
"Never stray close to an attacking predator. You become...competition."

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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#3 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:59 am

Chuck Norris can shout at LV. 19.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#4 Postby Damasca Ramza » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:33 am

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to the GMs, they listen to him.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#5 Postby Dan » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:36 pm

Chuck Norris can fly at level 1. And he starts off with a blood-red cloud.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#6 Postby Jlyons » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:17 pm

Chuck Norris invented ASAL.
And he starts off with a blood-red cloud.
Wrong! Chuck Norris flies on a GM. The blood red cloud is just a cover to hide the GM's embarassment and protect his/her identity.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#7 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:22 pm

Chuck Norris has +21 Jewellry.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#8 Postby Paw » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:53 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need Spros. His upgrades never fail.

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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#9 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:52 pm

Chuck Norris can triple log all three characters from the same account.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#10 Postby Chaun » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:49 am

Chuck Norris Can't be buffed, he already has max everything.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#11 Postby Damasca Ramza » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:11 pm

Chuck Norris kills everyone in the Arena with a 1v1 move.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#12 Postby Xiaotsu » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:20 pm

You cannot use the mini navigation or the map to find Chuck Norris, because as we all know, Chuck Norris finds YOU!
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#13 Postby Jlyons » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:33 pm

Lag abusers ASAL you from across the arena. Chuck Norris ASALs you from across the world. Without lag.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#14 Postby Xiaotsu » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:10 pm

If you have 50,000 penya, and Chuck Norris has 50,000 penya, Chuck Norris has more penya than you.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#15 Postby Jlyons » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need to farm greens. He spawns greens every time he cuts his hair.

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