Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#61 Postby Xiaotsu » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:29 pm

Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#62 Postby Paw » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:43 pm

Paw wrote:
Jlyons wrote:There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.

*rofl

Do I even want to know what causes a D/C? OO;


Xiaotsu wrote:Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.


XD I was wondering who would catch that >_>;

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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#63 Postby Xiaotsu » Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:10 pm

Paw wrote:
Paw wrote:
Jlyons wrote:There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.

*rofl

Do I even want to know what causes a D/C? OO;


Xiaotsu wrote:Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.


XD I was wondering who would catch that >_>;


XD Chuck Norris would have caught it but I'm more uber than he is. :P

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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#64 Postby Jlyons » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:39 pm

Paw wrote:
Jlyons wrote:There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.

*rofl

Do I even want to know what causes a D/C? OO;


Chuck Norris logs off. Everyone else disconnects.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#65 Postby Damasca Ramza » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:09 pm

When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.

Get it?
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#66 Postby Xiaotsu » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:25 pm

DM wrote:When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.

Get it?


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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#67 Postby Jlyons » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:51 pm

DM wrote:When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.

Get it?


Chuck Norris already thought of that joke, so he also created a Giant Grrr.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#68 Postby Hari » Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:45 am

Chuck Norris NEVER dies in the game, but if he did, anyone who was playing FlyFF would have no computer because it would explode.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#69 Postby Damasca Ramza » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:09 am

When Chuck Norris AoEs everyone on the server is PKed.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#70 Postby Jlyons » Wed May 06, 2009 12:48 pm

New versions are nothing more than the player base's raised awareness of Chuck Norris's supreme control over your mind.

In version 69, Chuck Norris restores balance to Flyff. And then he destroys it, once he figures out that version 69 also resembles something other than the yin/yang symbol. So rejoice, you still have 56 versions before Chuck Norris kills Flyff.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#71 Postby Hari » Thu May 07, 2009 10:36 am

Chuck Norris is so awesome, that all he has to do is type "I kil stuf ded" in the chat bar, and the whole game will stop and start back up with EVERY enemy gone.

The strongest monster in the game was created to match Chuck Norris' awesomeness. The monster's name is Bruce Lee. (This joke only implies if you know about the infamous fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Though Chuck lost. :()
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#72 Postby Pokota » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:29 am

Chuck Norris lost that on purpose because he felt sorry for Bruce Lee.

Anyhow, back to FlyFF jokes.

Chuck Norris walked by my character the last time I was on. That was months ago, and I'm just now getting up the courage to get on again.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#73 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Chuck Norris can fight the Clockwork on all servers.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#74 Postby Echo » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:43 pm

Chuck Norris can tank any Asal.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

#75 Postby Xiaotsu » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:06 pm

Chuck Norris still takes 0 damage from any elemented monsters.
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