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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:29 pm
by Xiaotsu
Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:43 pm
by Paw
There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?
Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
I was wondering who would catch that
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:10 pm
by Xiaotsu
There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?
Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
I was wondering who would catch that
Chuck Norris would have caught it but I'm more uber than he is.
YES I SAID IT!
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:39 pm
by Jlyons
There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?
Chuck Norris logs off. Everyone else disconnects.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:09 pm
by Damasca Ramza
When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:25 pm
by Xiaotsu
When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
LOL
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:51 pm
by Jlyons
When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
Chuck Norris already thought of that joke, so he also created a Giant Grrr.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:45 am
by Hari
Chuck Norris NEVER dies in the game, but if he did, anyone who was playing FlyFF would have no computer because it would explode.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:09 am
by Damasca Ramza
When Chuck Norris AoEs everyone on the server is PKed.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:48 pm
by Jlyons
New versions are nothing more than the player base's raised awareness of Chuck Norris's supreme control over your mind.
In version 69, Chuck Norris restores balance to Flyff. And then he destroys it, once he figures out that version 69 also resembles something other than the yin/yang symbol. So rejoice, you still have 56 versions before Chuck Norris kills Flyff.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 10:36 am
by Hari
Chuck Norris is so awesome, that all he has to do is type "I kil stuf ded" in the chat bar, and the whole game will stop and start back up with EVERY enemy gone.
The strongest monster in the game was created to match Chuck Norris' awesomeness. The monster's name is Bruce Lee. (This joke only implies if you know about the infamous fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Though Chuck lost. 
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:29 am
by Pokota
Chuck Norris lost that on purpose because he felt sorry for Bruce Lee.
Anyhow, back to FlyFF jokes.
Chuck Norris walked by my character the last time I was on. That was months ago, and I'm just now getting up the courage to get on again.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:18 pm
by Xiaotsu
Chuck Norris can fight the Clockwork on all servers.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:43 pm
by Echo
Chuck Norris can tank any Asal.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:06 pm
by Xiaotsu
Chuck Norris still takes 0 damage from any elemented monsters.