The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
I need everybody's help with a book I'm currently writing. *cough*
All I want you to do is post here any kind of surreal, abstract, bizarre or just plain stupid pieces of advice on anything you can think of. For example, "Don't shave pubic hair with a potato peeler."
If you can think of anything, feel free to log in and post it here anytime. There's no rush, the book is scheduled to be published sometime after the end of mankind.
All I want you to do is post here any kind of surreal, abstract, bizarre or just plain stupid pieces of advice on anything you can think of. For example, "Don't shave pubic hair with a potato peeler."
If you can think of anything, feel free to log in and post it here anytime. There's no rush, the book is scheduled to be published sometime after the end of mankind.
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Re: The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
All toaster toast YOUR ASS!!!
And that's my unoriginal contribution to this book.
And that's my unoriginal contribution to this book.
"Never stray close to an attacking predator. You become...competition."
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Don't tongue kiss a poisonis snake.
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Remember kids, gambling is good for you.
I challenge you to a children's card game.
I challenge you to a children's card game.
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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If Aligators were meant to be friendly, they'd have fur and be pets.
If your driving is bad, then just tell everyone to stay off the sidewalk.
If your driving is bad, then just tell everyone to stay off the sidewalk.
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RUN WITH SCISSORS!
Remember kids, the key to knowledge is severe flatulence!
Giant Boulders are a great way to lose weight.
Remember kids, the key to knowledge is severe flatulence!
Giant Boulders are a great way to lose weight.
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Don't ask your friends to help you write a book.
Re: The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
If you find a dried up hamburger bun in your clothes basket, but no burger, start worrying.
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Re: The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
Tip Linkmax with coffee and pants everytime you visit him in his office, or he will BELGIN WAFFLES you for DINNER.
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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Re: The Chibi's Hangout Guide to Life and All Things Related.
Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you onions, make a swimming pool.
Gold medal pl0x.
In a moment of sheer stupidity and utter failure, Curious George hid in the bush that was set on fire by the evil Man in the Green Hat.Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.
Gold medal pl0x.
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Cheese is not just a dairy product, but a statment that all should respect with nachos, chilly, and lots of peppers and junk.
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Steak. Because Lulu said so.
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If you're ever drunk and in a room full of drunks, remember, the only one telling the truth is the ceiling fan.
I'm sorry. I had to.Steak. Because Lulu said so.
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