What made you laugh today?

[Ultimarad]

Searching for something on TV earlier tonight, I somehow found my way into the digital music channels. As I was looking through them, I noticed that all of the channels have MC followed by a 3 letter designation for what type of music that channel plays.

And then, I found this little nugget... the rap channel's call letters are MCRAP. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I saw that.

Nice one.

[Ryan Boss Stevens]

It's my Grandmother's 79th Birthday Today!

Tell him I wish him a happy birthday.

That also made me laugh. I didn't realize that Ulty knew about his typo already at the time. XP

[Thessera]

My somnambulism.

I've waken up my boyfriend 4 times this night telling him to go to work (2 am, 3 am, 4 am, 5 am), and I didn't even wake up while doing this.
My boyfriend snores loudly, sometimes it wakes me up, sometimes only my body wakes up and starts doing random things while I sleep.

[Ultimarad]

That's how I feel when I clear the pipe in the creek.

[Echo]

We all do. >.<

[Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMse9lTl ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohLmEGL- ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJ3plHX ... re=related

and last, but, certainly not least.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VXpMqEp ... re=related

I'll be singing that song in the final moments before I die now.

[Thessera]

Census came to us this morning.
I was kinda angry that they didn't let me sleep, and said that I don't speak any foreign languages.
Anyways, if proof is needed, I'm ready to prove it, I have a lot of imagination xD

[Dan]

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/989552-p ... n/56009835

Read the second line from that paragraph thing near the bottom. Then read the last two replies.

[Jlyons]

Just another day on the interwebz:

On Guild Wars, some fail ele decided to hide on FA near a mine (I'm on the Luxon side, she's on the Kurzick side), which I caught and chased down. Killed her after about 30 seconds of her kiting me (not going to let her run free near the turtle shrines). She then whispers me, saying something to the effect of, "You let an ele kite you for 3 minutes. Learn your objectives. You suck noob". To which I replied, "Your team is about to get facerolled. Have a nice day though. And l2p. " We won about 2 minutes later, rather convincingly too.

The very next match, she spawns in the match again. And whaddya know... she opens that green gate right up with me in the vicinity. One wastrel's collapse later, I'm inside their base and solo 2 keepers. I made sure she knew who the "noob" was immediately after that.

And yet, it gets better: she had the audacity to try to rewrite what happened in our last match and claim that my team got pwnt, still clinging to whatever was left of her dignity, if she had any to begin with. I was laughing so hard, I wasn't even paying attention to the match and got myself killed twice. We still lost the match, but she almost single-handedly gave away the match to me solo (for those who don't know, this type of match is 8v8).

Promptly blocked after mining her levels of stupidity for a short time afterwards. People like that get really old, really fast after you utterly humiliate them after they talk so much junk.

[Paw]

In AP U.S. History we were given AP test booklets to analyze that were used by past students. On every page, it had a little box with serial numbers and letters in it. The student who last took the test had scratched out some of the letters so every page said "HELP.....HELP.....HELP...." I think that just about sums up AP...

[Ultimarad]

http://i.imgur.com/bFeoW.jpg
Its just a link due to the size of the image.

[Echo]

http://i.imgur.com/bFeoW.jpg
Its just a link due to the size of the image.

I that.

[Echo]

That made my day.

[Thessera]

My friend doesn't speak english, and decided to translate english windows 95 manual with the translator.
It made us both laugh when he sent me the translation.

1. It translated "reboot" as "reshoe": "If your computer doesn't work properly, try to reshoe it."
2. It translated "ball" from mouse as "genitals": "If your mouse doesn't work, take off its genitals, wash them, then put back and see if it works again"
3. Command "go to" or "send to", directly translated into russian, means "f you" or "f it": "The more you're going to work with our Windows 95, the more you're going to need that command". Ahaha so true! xD
4. I guess you've already got how it translated boot-log.txt file . In the shoe-wood manner.

Edited to add more epic fails of machine translations:
microchips - microfried potatoes (eng. ->rus.)
I don't like rice ->我不喜歡賴斯 -> I don't like Condoleezza Rice
ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ (rus.) -> Sasha (ukranian)
Kick ass! -> a hit of a donkey! (eng. -> rus.)
Adobe Photoshop -> bricks of air drying photoshop (eng.->rus.)
Internet Explorer -> deadly explorer (means human)
Bad company 2 -> We have a serious sh*t here (yeah, it translated it like that)
Wrongly written black on russian google translator translates like "Nintendo".
Hey faggots -> Hey knitted garments
> actually there was assortment in last, but they decided to shorten it, and the "Sang Chalk" is Pall Mall, lol.
Edit 2: image link didnt work properly, changed the link =)

[Jlyons]

My friend doesn't speak english, and decided to translate english windows 95 manual with the translator.
It made us both laugh when he sent me the translation.

1. It translated "reboot" as "reshoe": "If your computer doesn't work properly, try to reshoe it."
2. It translated "ball" from mouse as "genitals": "If your mouse doesn't work, take off its genitals, wash them, then put back and see if it works again"
3. Command "go to" or "send to", directly translated into russian, means "f you" or "f it": "The more you're going to work with our Windows 95, the more you're going to need that command". Ahaha so true! xD
4. I guess you've already got how it translated boot-log.txt file . In the shoe-wood manner.

Edited to add more epic fails of machine translations:
microchips - microfried potatoes (eng. ->rus.)
I don't like rice ->我不喜歡賴斯 -> I don't like Condoleezza Rice
ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ (rus.) -> Sasha (ukranian)
Kick ass! -> a hit of a donkey! (eng. -> rus.)
Adobe Photoshop -> bricks of air drying photoshop (eng.->rus.)
Internet Explorer -> deadly explorer (means human)
Bad company 2 -> We have a serious sh*t here (yeah, it translated it like that)
Wrongly written black on russian google translator translates like "Nintendo".
Hey faggots -> Hey knitted garments
> actually there was assortment in last, but they decided to shorten it, and the "Sang Chalk" is Pall Mall, lol.
Edit 2: image link didnt work properly, changed the link =)

^ This.