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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:37 pm
by Jlyons
Granted, but you think about wishing for wet piles of smelly socks everywhere in your home in order to get rid of unwelcome company... which works, with *cough* unintended consequences.
I wish I had a food dispenser like they have on that old Jetsons cartoon.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:32 am
by SparDanger
You get one but it dispenses dead birds.
I wish I could fly to Scotland.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:47 am
by Ultimarad
Granted but.... I'm not going to mess that wish up.
This topic if fun, I wish it doesn't die again.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:01 am
by SparDanger
The topic lives until the end of time.
I wish I had some food.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:30 am
by Dan
You get food, but you have to eat it in a dank, dark, rat-filled room.
I wish I could get to level 100 on flyff ASAP.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:54 am
by Jlyons
Granted, but the GMs ban you for hacking the server and altering character data.
I wish wallpaper didn't exist.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:27 am
by SparDanger
It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.
I wish I had money for fast food.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:37 am
by Damasca Ramza
It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.
I wish I had money for fast food.
Granted, it's Australian money and is useless in America.
I wish..........I had something WORTH wishing for?
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:53 am
by Dan
You finally have something worth wishing for, but it doesn't come true.
I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:36 pm
by Jlyons
It doesn't, but you now have to paint your walls.
That's not demented. That's what I wanted to hear.
*flings bricks at the builders*
I wish I didn't have to repeat the annoying parts of Valkyrie Profile.
Granted, but then you suddenly miss the annoying parts because the game became too easy.
I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:45 pm
by Dan
I wish it was easy to find a RM to level with on Flyff.
So do I......
Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters
)
I wish I could find a job.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:35 pm
by Jlyons
Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters
)
Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation.
I wish I could find a job.
(Amen, brotha.
)
Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.
I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:15 pm
by Dan
You get peace and quiet today, but the next day you awaken to a room full of hornets and cicadas (hornets sound like frickin' motors and...well I'm sure you know about cicadas).
I wish I had a cheesesteak.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:07 pm
by Damasca Ramza
Your wish comes true, but then a Bow Jester continuously KSes you. And there's one on every server, so its not considered harassment (not that it even matters
)
Oddly enough, I'd take that over my current situation.
I wish I could find a job.
(Amen, brotha.
)
Granted, but the company you work for goes bankrupt two days later, leaving you jobless again.
I wish I could have some peace and quiet today.
Granted, you get forced to be on my school bus after 5 seconds though. (It's f-ing noisy)
I wish I could stop holding back in beating the crap outta two guys at school who are pissing me off.
Re: The Demented wish game
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:18 pm
by SparDanger
Granted, but you're now in Jail for murder.
I wish I had a never ending supply of free food!