Random chats

[Ryan Boss Stevens]

WTF!

Exactly my thought.

[Echo]

     Basil        says:
! I am taking a dump!
              Max         says:
*So am I
              Max         says:
*We have something in common sir
     Basil        says:
*XD Does Spar know that we have something in common?
              Max         says:
*She will soon enough

[Damasca Ramza]

              Max         says:
*FOOL!
Damasca Ramza says:
*FOOL!
              Max         says:
*FOOL!
Damasca Ramza * points the cane at you
              Max         * points Bacon at you
Damasca Ramza says:
*That really doesn't work in your favour
              Max         * eats the Bacon
              Max         says:
*._.
Damasca Ramza says:
*So what's up?
              Max         says:
*Not much
              Max         says:
*http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 6819103706 Should I get that?
Damasca Ramza says:
*What's it for and do you have money for it?
              Max         says:
*That's a Processor, and no
              Max         says:
*:P
              Max         says:
*Not yet
Damasca Ramza says:
*If it weren't for the fact that it's not that cheap permanently, I'd say yes
              Max         says:
*Ya don't pay for cheap parts when you're building a gaming computer
Damasca Ramza says:
*Why would you need a gaming computer when the only games you play online on your computer are private FlyFF servers?
              Max         says:
*Why do you think those are the only ones I play?
              Max         says:
*(lack of good hardware)
Damasca Ramza says:
*Because your computer and laptop won't make you a baby computer?
              Max         says:
*o_O

[Echo]

Max says:
*I VACUUMED THE CEILING
mgz says:
*O_o

[Dan]

Dan says:
So, Max....do you think Daikenki will die kinky?
[c=#CE691E]Max[/c] says:
What the fuck?
Dan says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrWsBbd9N6o Do you think that thing will die kinky?
[c=#CE691E]Max[/c] says:
What the fuck? O___o

[SparDanger]

Sax Man says:
*I'd like i if we were able to do something, sometime.
Sax Man says:
*it*
Sax Man says:
*Like have our own super adventure.
              Sparrowhawk         says:
*o3o
              Sparrowhawk         says:
*With cannons and a polar bear?!

[SparDanger]

[3:29:36 PM] sparelric: I'm listening to Judge Judy.
[3:29:39 PM] Stevens: In bed
[3:29:46 PM] sparelric: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
[3:29:51 PM] Stevens: ;
[3:29:55 PM] Stevens: Just a random bloody guess!

[Echo]

You: I'm taking a huge shit
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: make sure you flush
You: ok
Stranger: and wipe your ass
Stranger: and hands
You: wipe my ass with my hands huh?
You: ok
Stranger: lol no i meant wash your hands
You: with my ass?
Stranger: with soap
You: my ass doesn't have soap
Stranger: in the sink
Stranger: with water
You: I don't have a sink in my ass either, I don't know how to do this
Stranger: NO
Stranger: get ur lazy ass up off the toliet
Stranger: and find a sink
You: And wash my feet?
Stranger: WASH YOUR HANDS
You: with my feet?
Stranger: with your other hands
Stranger: *hand
You: how?
Stranger: put soap in one hand
Stranger: and rub your hands together
You: all I have is a drain plug
You: will that work?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you need soap
You: from the toilet tank?
You: this is so confusing
Stranger: its ok youll get used to it
You: So, how do I do this while sitting on the toilet?
Stranger: get up
You: how?
Stranger: stand up
You: with my hands?
Stranger: with your legs
You: hmm
You: one is stuck in the bowl
Stranger: WHY IS ONE OF YOUR LEGS STUCK IN THE BOWL
You: You told me to, right?
Stranger: i never said that!
You: oh
You: Weird, I thought you did
You: My sock isn't white anymore
Stranger: thats disgusting
Stranger: ok take your leg out
Stranger: and take your socks off
You: what do I do with the socks?
You: Put them in my pants?
Stranger: throw them away
You: oh...
You: hmm
You: I'd better remove them from my pants then
Stranger: yea
You: one is dry, what should I do with it?
Stranger: take it off too
You: But then my foot will be cold
You: what about my other foot? I took the sock off, but it's still in the bowl
Stranger: ok just leave it in there
You: my foot, not the sock
Stranger: no take your foot
Stranger: out
Stranger: and leave the sock in
You: won't it clog?
Stranger: i dont know
You: I gave the sock to my dog
Stranger: ewww
Stranger: why is ur dog in the bathroom
You: she followed me in
You: so, I take my foot out of what?
Stranger: the toliet bowl
You: oh, why didn't you say that before?
You: simple enough
You: now what?
Stranger: ok did you wipe your ass
You: no
You: what do I do now?
Stranger: ok take the toliet paper
You: The what
You: I have cotton swabs
Stranger: do you have toliet paper
You: I used it to make a hat
Stranger: are you wearing the hat?
You: no, I gave it to the dog
Stranger: then what are you going to wipe with
You: q tips?
You: I have a bag of cotton balls
Stranger: ok use the cotton balls
You: I'm allergic to cotton
Stranger: suck it up
Stranger: you have no other choice
You: my butt?
Stranger: lol no
You: Too late
Stranger: what did you do??
You: put one up my butt
Stranger: ok take it out
You: It's stuck
You: my hands smell like grandma
Stranger: eww

[SparDanger]

Ŧєlאץ makes spar lube my cube

Ŧєlאץ says:
*afk, hurry up

Ŧєlאץ says:
*<:

Sparrowhawk says:
*

[Ryan Boss Stevens]

[5:01:18 PM] Stevens: Linkie how did you get your avy so small?
[5:01:37 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Really?
[5:02:09 PM] Linkmaxone: BECAUSE I AM THE REAL WHITE MEAT
[5:02:16 PM] Vanessa Litetira: What the hell?
[5:02:30 PM] Kalu Nolin: CHICKEN!
[5:02:38 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Where!? o.o
[5:02:40 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:02:46 PM] Kalu Nolin: Kalu Nolin readies the frier
[5:03:01 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Spar would kill you.
[5:03:11 PM] Linkmaxone: No she wouldn't
[5:03:29 PM] Kalu Nolin: She'd probably enjoy some too.
[5:03:32 PM] Vanessa Litetira: I know... But she wouldn't like you cooking a chicken.
[5:03:37 PM] Stevens: In her pants
[5:03:54 PM] Vanessa Litetira: BOSS!!!!!!
[5:03:56 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:03:58 PM] Linkmaxone: Kinky
[5:04:02 PM] Vanessa Litetira: I'm taking Lloyd's place.
[5:04:07 PM] Kalu Nolin: it was me he was targetting, but damn. The timing!
[5:04:20 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:04:21 PM] Stevens: I was actually targeting both you and 'Nessa.
[5:04:28 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Bleh!


Little skype convo that me, Zet, Linkmax and 'Nessa had. Lloyd was absent at the time. And I HATE this friggin' smily limit! >_<

[LloydTH]

[5:01:18 PM] Stevens: Linkie how did you get your avy so small?
[5:01:37 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Really?
[5:02:09 PM] Linkmaxone: BECAUSE I AM THE REAL WHITE MEAT
[5:02:16 PM] Vanessa Litetira: What the hell?
[5:02:30 PM] Kalu Nolin: CHICKEN!
[5:02:38 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Where!? o.o
[5:02:40 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:02:46 PM] Kalu Nolin: Kalu Nolin readies the frier
[5:03:01 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Spar would kill you.
[5:03:11 PM] Linkmaxone: No she wouldn't
[5:03:29 PM] Kalu Nolin: She'd probably enjoy some too.
[5:03:32 PM] Vanessa Litetira: I know... But she wouldn't like you cooking a chicken.
[5:03:37 PM] Stevens: In her pants
[5:03:54 PM] Vanessa Litetira: BOSS!!!!!!
[5:03:56 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:03:58 PM] Linkmaxone: Kinky
[5:04:02 PM] Vanessa Litetira: I'm taking Lloyd's place.
[5:04:07 PM] Kalu Nolin: it was me he was targetting, but damn. The timing!
[5:04:20 PM] Vanessa Litetira:
[5:04:21 PM] Stevens: I was actually targeting both you and 'Nessa.
[5:04:28 PM] Vanessa Litetira: Bleh!


Little skype convo that me, Zet, Linkmax and 'Nessa had. Lloyd was absent at the time. And I HATE this friggin' smily limit! >_<

Excuse me for needing a nap.....

[Ryan Boss Stevens]

[12:32:43 AM] Linkmaxone: I'm not up for long, knees are really starting to fucking hurt from sitting in front of the computer all tht time
[12:32:45 AM] Linkmaxone: the*
[12:33:12 AM] Linkmaxone: I gotta wear stockings to put compression on them so they don't hurt as much o-o
[12:33:34 AM] JT/Lloyd: ouch.
[12:34:04 AM] Linkmaxone: the only stockings I have are pink and black striped -_-
[12:34:25 AM] Stevens:
[12:34:29 AM] Linkmaxone: O____________________O
[12:34:30 AM] Stevens: I wanna see.
[12:34:33 AM] Linkmaxone: ...
[12:34:35 AM] Linkmaxone: Dear god
[12:34:39 AM] Linkmaxone: I hope you're kidding
[12:34:40 AM] Linkmaxone: o-o
[12:34:41 AM] Friske: Back to the mine!
[12:34:46 AM] JT/Lloyd: LOL!!!!

[SparDanger]

[9:57:57 PM] Spar Danger: SORRY!
[9:59:06 PM] Spar Danger: I keep saying "Funnelchair" to Lloyd.
[9:59:15 PM] Icaras: COULDN'T
[9:59:16 PM] Icaras: BREATHE
[9:59:17 PM] Icaras:
[10:01:06 PM] Spar Danger: Lloyd just threatened to kick me in the taint!
[10:01:15 PM] Spar Danger: Spar Danger is laughing her ass off!
[10:01:29 PM] JT/Lloyd: I didn't even mean to say it!
[10:01:36 PM] Linkmaxone: O.o
[10:01:38 PM] Spar Danger: That's WHY it was so funny!

[LloydTH]

Linkmax: Funnel chair...
Lloyd: *Screams in terror* I will fly down there, with my 1 wood golf club, and whack you!
Linkmax: After you assault me, can we play Brawl?
Lloyd: Sure!

And for the record, I forget things easy...

[SparDanger]

[5:12:38 PM] Icaras: BOSS
[5:12:39 PM] Icaras: YOU
[5:12:42 PM] Icaras: ARE A COCKSUCKER
[5:12:52 PM] Stevens: *noms Linkie's cock*