Pun battle!
"The Kyle": nope i got nothing. very well done
Kelly (me): I prefer rare actually
"The Kyle": oooohh burn!
Kelly: These are so bad its painful haha
"The Kyle": im getting rusty at this. i need mroe practice with my
father
"The Kyle": see i couldnt even put a pun in that sentence
Kelly: How IRONic.... you must be getting rusty
"The Kyle": heh that one was pretty good I might have to STEEL it.
Kelly: OREly?
"The Kyle": SEDIMENTARY my dear watson.
Kelly: Once again, you've SOILed my plans.
"The Kyle": how dare you let me think I won, that was a DIRTy tactic
Kelly: Dont blame me, I'm just a ERODEy
"The Kyle": i cant grasp that one...
Kelly: I was scrambling a bit haha
Kelly: Like rodey or roady, a guy on the sideline who helps out
"The Kyle": gg
"The Kyle": that was fun
Kelly: GG
Kelly: New subject?
"The Kyle": yes
Kelly: Trees
Kelly: Go
"The Kyle": WOODn't you rather go first
Kelly: Haha
Kelly: I WOOD, but I'm rather STUMPed
"The Kyle": Me too, I might have to go out on a LIMB to think of more.
Kelly: I'll leaf you to it, then
"The Kyle": I bet you thought this pun would bare fruit.
Kelly: Only if it gets to the root of the problem
"The Kyle": I don't wanna bark up that tree
Kelly: But it's a whole new branch of science!
"The Kyle": well after all those excelent puns, im sitting on pines and needles waiting for your next one.
Kelly: I'll have to FIGure out something great
"The Kyle": I might have to APPLEy some of my fancy college learning to come up with more
Kelly: OAKay, but make sure YEW photo-synthesize multiple sources
"The Kyle": ow, three at once. I give, banana.
Kelly: Is that the next subject?
"The Kyle": I guess, does it aPEAL to you?
Kelly: I dont know, it's a toughy...it could STEM my creativity
"The Kyle": well Im feeling rather BRUSIED after that last bunch
Kelly: Darn, I was gonna use "bunch" haha...hmm
"The Kyle": yeah I dont have any more after that
Kelly: I'm slightly SPLIT on this topic
Kelly: As in, banana split....yeah...
"The Kyle": amazing, just when I though you were done. very sneaky
Kelly: New subject?
Kelly: Sure, how about ocean in general
"The Kyle": so water you gonna say first?
Kelly: Well, I was going to go for something about wavelengths and current, but I wasn't sure you'd sea what I meant
"The Kyle": well now I caKNOT use "I sea what you did there".
Kelly: No need to be crabby....There's plenty of fish (puns) in the sea
"The Kyle": well, BASSides your supremacy on this subject, I shant give up. I just need to AQUAire more puns.
Kelly: Do you need any khelp?
"The Kyle": well you SEA,WEEDing out the bad ones cant get rather difficult, so yes I could use some help
Kelly: I have some bad tide-ings...this is a pun battle, so you're on your own
"The Kyle": yuor puns are so vicious. a third party observer might say "oh the huMANATEE"
Kelly: Don't whale on me, I just go with the flow
"The Kyle": your KrILLing me with these two in ones.
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