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I need everybody's help with a book I'm currently writing. *cough*

All I want you to do is post here any kind of surreal, abstract, bizarre or just plain stupid pieces of advice on anything you can think of. For example, "Don't shave pubic hair with a potato peeler."

If you can think of anything, feel free to log in and post it here anytime. There's no rush, the book is scheduled to be published sometime after the end of mankind.

All toaster toast YOUR ASS!!!

And that's my unoriginal contribution to this book.

Remember kids, gambling is good for you.

I challenge you to a children's card game.

RUN WITH SCISSORS!

Remember kids, the key to knowledge is severe flatulence!

Giant Boulders are a great way to lose weight.

Don't ask your friends to help you write a book.

Tip Linkmax with coffee and pants everytime you visit him in his office, or he will BELGIN WAFFLES you for DINNER.

Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you onions, make a swimming pool.

Try to involve the words; "George", "Bush", "Failure", "Stupidity" and "Evil" in the same sentence without talking about the Former President and you'll earn yourself a gold medal.

In a moment of sheer stupidity and utter failure, Curious George hid in the bush that was set on fire by the evil Man in the Green Hat.

Gold medal pl0x.

Steak. Because Lulu said so.

Steak. Because Lulu said so.

If you're ever drunk and in a room full of drunks, remember, the only one telling the truth is the ceiling fan.

Steak. Because Lulu said so.

I'm sorry. I had to.