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Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:55 am
by Xiaotsu
Heh, I was having some fun coming up with Chuck Norris quotes with some friends, before thinking, hey, wouldn't it be cool to make some Chuck Norris quotes...about Flyff?

So this is just a chance to get your creative juices going...

Think up quotes for Chuck Norris that are related to Flyff. Example;

"Chuck Norris does not start Flyff a vagrant, he is already a Hero."


-Please make only one quote per post, remember not to double post.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:36 am
by Dan
The Red Meteo doesn't 1 hit Chuck Norris- he one hits the red meteo.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:59 am
by Xiaotsu
Chuck Norris can shout at LV. 19.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:33 am
by Damasca Ramza
Chuck Norris doesn't listen to the GMs, they listen to him.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:36 pm
by Dan
Chuck Norris can fly at level 1. And he starts off with a blood-red cloud.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:17 pm
by Jlyons
Chuck Norris invented ASAL.
And he starts off with a blood-red cloud.
Wrong! Chuck Norris flies on a GM. The blood red cloud is just a cover to hide the GM's embarassment and protect his/her identity.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:22 pm
by Xiaotsu
Chuck Norris has +21 Jewellry.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:53 pm
by Paw
Chuck Norris doesn't need Spros. His upgrades never fail.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:52 pm
by Xiaotsu
Chuck Norris can triple log all three characters from the same account.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:49 am
by Chaun
Chuck Norris Can't be buffed, he already has max everything.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:11 pm
by Damasca Ramza
Chuck Norris kills everyone in the Arena with a 1v1 move.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:20 pm
by Xiaotsu
You cannot use the mini navigation or the map to find Chuck Norris, because as we all know, Chuck Norris finds YOU!

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:33 pm
by Jlyons
Lag abusers ASAL you from across the arena. Chuck Norris ASALs you from across the world. Without lag.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:10 pm
by Xiaotsu
If you have 50,000 penya, and Chuck Norris has 50,000 penya, Chuck Norris has more penya than you.

Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm
by Jlyons
Chuck Norris doesn't need to farm greens. He spawns greens every time he cuts his hair.