Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Disconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?
I was wondering who would catch thatDisconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris would have caught it but I'm more uber than he is.There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?I was wondering who would catch thatDisconnection is caused when Chuck Norris is farting in your face.
YES I SAID IT!
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris logs off. Everyone else disconnects.There is no such thing as lag. It's just Chuck Norris sneezing. Everything else freezes to wait for him to stop sneezing.
Do I even want to know what causes a D/C?
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
Get it?
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
LOLWhen a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris already thought of that joke, so he also created a Giant Grrr.When a Giant is spawned, Chuck Norris is taking a giant dump.
Get it?
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris NEVER dies in the game, but if he did, anyone who was playing FlyFF would have no computer because it would explode.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris AoEs everyone on the server is PKed.
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
New versions are nothing more than the player base's raised awareness of Chuck Norris's supreme control over your mind.
In version 69, Chuck Norris restores balance to Flyff. And then he destroys it, once he figures out that version 69 also resembles something other than the yin/yang symbol. So rejoice, you still have 56 versions before Chuck Norris kills Flyff.
In version 69, Chuck Norris restores balance to Flyff. And then he destroys it, once he figures out that version 69 also resembles something other than the yin/yang symbol. So rejoice, you still have 56 versions before Chuck Norris kills Flyff.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is so awesome, that all he has to do is type "I kil stuf ded" in the chat bar, and the whole game will stop and start back up with EVERY enemy gone.
The strongest monster in the game was created to match Chuck Norris' awesomeness. The monster's name is Bruce Lee. (This joke only implies if you know about the infamous fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Though Chuck lost. )
The strongest monster in the game was created to match Chuck Norris' awesomeness. The monster's name is Bruce Lee. (This joke only implies if you know about the infamous fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Though Chuck lost. )
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris lost that on purpose because he felt sorry for Bruce Lee.
Anyhow, back to FlyFF jokes.
Chuck Norris walked by my character the last time I was on. That was months ago, and I'm just now getting up the courage to get on again.
Anyhow, back to FlyFF jokes.
Chuck Norris walked by my character the last time I was on. That was months ago, and I'm just now getting up the courage to get on again.
“Gross.” commented Fletcher.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can fight the Clockwork on all servers.
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Re: Flyff meets...Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris still takes 0 damage from any elemented monsters.
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