What made you laugh today?

[Imoen]

This..

[TheDarkPawn]

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint



when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'



The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'



So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.



The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,



'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,



'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink!?'

[Azure-Wynter;]

[Jlyons]

Kelly Hildebrandt marries... Kelly Hildebrandt.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/A-Ta ... html?yhp=1

[Thessera]

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Whore?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Virgins?
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Kinky Handcuffs?
Harry Potter and the Condom of Fire?
Harry Potter and the Order of the Eunuchs?
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Erection?

That was epic.

[Jlyons]

Cancun beach shut down. Why?

Hotel manager 1: Hey, what happened to my beach?
Hotel manager 2: L0L I $T0L UR S4ND DURRRRRR!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20090 ... ch_closure

Yeah, if you're counting score at home, that's five people arrested for stealing beach sand from another hotel's property. And we thought our recession was bad... forget the money, steal the sand! PROFIT$!!!

(Insert /facepalm here.)

[Xiaotsu]

Cancun beach shut down. Why?

Hotel manager 1: Hey, what happened to my beach?
Hotel manager 2: L0L I $T0L UR S4ND DURRRRRR!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20090 ... ch_closure

Yeah, if you're counting score at home, that's five people arrested for stealing beach sand from another hotel's property. And we thought our recession was bad... forget the money, steal the sand! PROFIT$!!!

(Insert /facepalm here.)

ROFL

[Thessera]

[Xiaotsu]

An episode of Deal or no Deal.

[Echo]

[TheDarkPawn]

[Thessera]

I posted in my journal on deviantart about 5 sketch requests, and I noticed I got more than 60 pageviews in less than 2 minutes.

[Dan]

[Xiaotsu]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Ryan Boss Stevens]

The dumbass over at DA got some more comments in his recent journal. Finally some more people try to tell him that recoloring screenshots of Sonic X, which is a 30-minute show NOT a movie, will get removed. And his character, Oh My God, epic frickin' fail on that. It's a recolor of Shadow and it's a God Mod.