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[Supersonia]

SS says:
* I got a jar of dirt, I got a dirt, and guess what's inside it!
      El Hombre        says:
*Your eyes!
Laura says:
*No.....not that jar of dirt...........
SS says:
*o>o

[Echo]

Max says:
*I need your advice
Max says:
*What should I do if I find a basketball in the fridge?
Dan The Graduate says:
*O_o
Dan The Graduate says:
*"Play with it" is probably out of the question....
Max says:
*Hmm
Max says:
*I mean, it's in the fridge...... Should I eat it?
Max says:
*It is in there
Max says:
*And I am hungry
Max says:
*I'll take that as a no?
Dan The Graduate says:
*Bingo.
Dan The Graduate says:
*I'd substitute a turkey burger for it.
Max says:
*TURKEY BURGER! ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN A BASKETBALL!

[Pokota]

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Momo-chan: Yay lol should there be table in the ballroom
alkabanfall: It gets in the way of dancing
Momo-chan: Oh ok well i got a piano on a stage what else
alkabanfall: I'm not really sure.
Momo-chan: Benches? Plants?
alkabanfall: Plants inside? If you wish. Benches should probably be off to the side of the ballroom
alkabanfall: Wow. I looked over and honestly thought for a second I said "Pants inside"

[Echo]

(11:38 PM) Comic Relief: aye thar
(11:39 PM) Max: SQUIRRELS EATING WHOLE WATERMELONS
(11:39 PM) Max: Er
(11:39 PM) Max: Oh, hello.

[Xiaotsu]

(sorry for the use of a real name but it's just how it happened)


My Boss: You know I hate it when they do that, the Son-a-Guns
Me: Yarrr
My Boss: Yar?
Me: Mhmm
My Boss: Who says Yar??
Me: Luke
My Boss: Who's Luke??
Me: My Friend
My Boss: How do you know him and why does he say Yar??
Me: Why do I have to explain how I know a person, huh??
My Boss: But why does he say that??
Me: Cuz he's cool like that...
My Boss: Cool huh?
Me: Yarrr
My Boss: Yarr....
Me: Mhmm
My Boss: Nevermind....

LOL I wonder who you both are talking about hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Echo]

, weirding out the boss eh.


And to keep on-topic:

Hibzy says:
*br food
Hibzy says:
**brb

[Echo]

     Max     says:
*Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a dime, but only ______
     Orion       says:
*FArted?
     Max     says:
*YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

*kicks you in the crotch*
     Max     * runs

[Damasca Ramza]

     Max     says:
*Sorry, I was taking a mad shit yo
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*Was it making you it's bitch again? *loads gun*
     Max     says:
*No, I was giving it shit
     Max     says:
*lulz
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
**loads gun anyway*

[Xiaotsu]

Max     says:
*You're afraid of flying?
Wolfie says:
*Im not afraid of flying, I love flying
Wolfie says:
*Im afraid of not being able to get through check-in and the security check
     Max     says:
*Why? o.o;
Wolfie says:
*I duno
Wolfie says:
*Just something in the back of my head is telling me they wont let me on
Wolfie says:
*lol
     Max     says:
*I made it through, and my ID was expired
Wolfie says:
*You dont look like a terrorist.
     Max     says:
*Shave?
     Max     says:
*XD
Wolfie says:
*xD
Wolfie says:
*Nah i'll be fine...
Wolfie says:
*I just hope it all goes okay. x_x
Wolfie says:
*Once im on the plane i'll be worry-free
     Max     says:
*Unless you gotta take a shit during turbulence
Wolfie says:
*Then there's a problem
Wolfie says:
*I might just let 'er rip on the plane in that case.
Wolfie says:
*I'll wear a nappy. >.>
     Max     says:
*O______________________o
Wolfie says:
*At least i'll know where my poop will end up during turbulence.
     Max     says:
*Smeared on your ass
Wolfie says:
*Sheperd's pie in my knickers
     Max     says:
*ROFL SICK
Wolfie says:
*XD
     Max     says:
*Thanks, every time I think of Sheperds pie........ oh lord.
Wolfie says:
*I can see my work here is done!
Wolfie runs off to another poor sap
     Max     says:
*XD

[Jlyons]

Some words slightly edited for the younger audiences.

[c=4]Max[/c] says:
It's um, like, that sex thing.
Jlyons says:
I had a feeling that was coming.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
So am I
er
So did I
FFS.
ROFL THAT'S A HORRIBLE TYPO
Jlyons says:
*stops waving hand*
Still works.



Jlyons says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyr6SGWw ... re=related
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
o_o
Jlyons says:
Makings of a future meme.
Don't tell someone off... just use YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
Geass powers optional.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Flock of Geass
Jlyons says:
inorite
Easy to house train, too.
Very obediant.
PERFECT PETS
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Except they **** on the floor more than my mom's dog
Jlyons says:
No, that's why you erect a statue of Jack Thompson in your back yard first.
They'll take a **** there instead.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
They should make a statue him with a massive erection and a tetris NES cartridge next to him
Jlyons says:
Works even better if you make your flock of geass build it themselves.
Yes, but is it the L shape or the l shape?
That makes a huge difference.
Also train your flock of Geass to say YES, YOUR HIGHNESS to the Jack Thompson statue before they take a crap.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
And I thought my peanut butter comment was weird

[SparDanger]

Sparrowhawk says:
*brb, bathroom

George says:
*ok

Sparrowhawk auto-message: The toilet, floor, wall and maybe the ceiling will regret this!

George says:
*ok O.O

[SparDanger]

Tommy says:
**walks away with the portable chicken coop

Sparrowhawk says:
*CHICKENS!!!!

Sparrowhawk says:
*EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tommy says:
*O-O *runs*

Sparrowhawk chases.

Kagemoto-Kami says:
**pokes*

Sparrowhawk says:
*

Kagemoto-Kami says:
**hugs* I is sorry.

Sparrowhawk says:
*S'ok.

Kagemoto-Kami says:
*Your eye's better now?

Sparrowhawk says:
*Yes! *RAwr

Sparrowhawk says:
**Rawr%

Sparrowhawk says:
*...

Sparrowhawk * hates this keyboard.

[Xiaotsu]

Xiaotsu says:
*I gots a coooooookiiieeeeeeeee. ^______________^
Trillia says:
*-gasp- Not a cookie. o:
Xiaotsu says:
*oyes a cookie
*wait
*osht
*did I just break the fabric of time and create a universal dimension paradox?!
Trillia says:
*o__O

[SparDanger]

Max says:
*So, cybered Ulty yet?

Spar says:
*Which one of us are you asking? Cuz I haven't.

Max says:
*DM

Max says:
*er

Max says:
*wait

Max says:
*the non-DM

Spar says:
*

Max says:
*Bring me my brown pants

Spar says:
*........What's that smell?

Max says:
*Eggs

Spar says:
*Smells like shit...

Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*Smells like Max

Max says:
*>:

Spar says:
*Hahahahahahah!!

Max says:
*OPEN THE DOOR! GET ON THE FLOOR! EVERYBODY FUCK THE DINOSAUR!

Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*I told you I'm not a dinosaur >>

Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi * murders Max again

Max says:
*o_o

Max says:
*IDIDN'TSAYYOU!

Max * runs

Spar * gives DM Ulty's flaming newspaper.

Max says:
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[Ultimarad]