On my way home I saw an accident BUT! No fear, because no one was even close to being hurt, it's OK to laugh at this!
Get this:
I am pulling out of a spot at the store when this red car comes zooming by, cuts me off and stops at the stop sign... Another car gets behind her, so I'm waiting to the side until they both pull out so I can move up.... The twit driver that cut me off is apparently looking for something because she's leaning over, while talking on her Cell Phone... The driver behind her lays on the horn, makes her turn around really fast and hit the gas to get going without looking, when WHAM! she T-Bones this car going by. She gets out (still talking on her Cell Phone and Oh! did I mention that she WASN'T wearing her seat-belt??).. She gets out..Starts YELLING, SCREECHING at the driver that SHE hit (Calling him a stupid idiot, moron, etc etc) .. All of sudden the guy puts his hands on his hips, smiles, chuckles, even shakes his head and holds up his hand for her to wait while he goes to his car, then comes back and ..... ready for this????.... WHIPS OUT HIS BADGE!! Oh Hell Yes!! Off-Duty Police Officer baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... The Girl starts crying!
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(This is where I put my truck in Park and watch her try to get herself out of this sticky situation). Well she didn't, he called the cops, she got a ticket, her car towed, her cell is toast too since she threw it down on the street when she realized how she screwed herself BIG TIME! I was a witness, so was the guy behind her! I gave the nice off-duty cop a ride to the station so he can wait for a rental car to pick him up... and now I'm home
Ohhhh that was SUCH a good laugh!!
Enjoy
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