Chibi's Hangout

Granted, you wish for pie.... which as you said, hits you right in the face.

I wish I had a job.

oh god, you don't know how many ways THAT could go wrong, but, i'll give you the short answer, there are a lot of bad jobs out there, but, granted, slave labour

i wish i had two birthdays

Granted, but you age just as quick, and get old.

I wish I had something to do.

You're so non-naive, that you don't trust anyone anymore.

I wish someone else would clean the Chicken house.

Someone else does clean the chicken house, but puts it all in your room.

I wish my fingers weren't blistering

Your fingers aren't blistering, but you now owe 30 grand in taxes.

I wish my game would get here.

Your game gets there, but it's broken.

I wish I had pie.

You get a scorpion pie

I wish DirectTV would stop advertising.

They do stop advertising, but they lose all their money by doing so and lose their business, thus leaving you with nothing to watch.

I wish the bots wouldn't register here.

They stop but so do human users.

I wish I had a permanent internet connection.

I wish I had a permanent internet connection.

Granted, but it's a permanent 14.4k modem connection that costs you $1000/month to use.

Speaking of connections... I wish Internet America would fix their insanely horrible customer service and connectivity issues.

Granted, but they get bought out by People PC (the WORST net service or so a lot of people I know said... I never had it, he he. )

I wish I no longer had pink eye.

Granted, but they get bought out by People PC (the WORST net service or so a lot of people I know said... I never had it, he he. )

You're gonna give me nightmares tonight.

Granted, but getting rid of it involved surgically removing your eye.

I wish I could bring people back to life. Yeah, I said it. Real life necromancy.

Granted, but they get bought out by People PC (the WORST net service or so a lot of people I know said... I never had it, he he. )

You're gonna give me nightmares tonight.

Granted, but getting rid of it involved surgically removing your eye.

I wish I could bring people back to life. Yeah, I said it. Real life necromancy.

You do, but then they become brain dead zombies that end up attacking you along with a bunch of cities causing everyone around you to be zombies.

I wish I didn't havta do all these chores for the stupid 4TH of July party.

granted, a hobo comes to live in your house and the party is called off, no party, no chores

you win a hob who now resides in your fridge, his name is bojangles