Random chats
- Supersonia
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Re: Random chats
SS says:
* I got a jar of dirt, I got a dirt, and guess what's inside it!
El Hombre says:
*Your eyes!
Laura says:
*No.....not that jar of dirt...........
SS says:
*o>o
* I got a jar of dirt, I got a dirt, and guess what's inside it!
El Hombre says:
*Your eyes!
Laura says:
*No.....not that jar of dirt...........
SS says:
*o>o
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Re: Random chats
Max says:
*I need your advice
Max says:
*What should I do if I find a basketball in the fridge?
Dan The Graduate says:
*O_o
Dan The Graduate says:
*"Play with it" is probably out of the question....
Max says:
*Hmm
Max says:
*I mean, it's in the fridge...... Should I eat it?
Max says:
*It is in there
Max says:
*And I am hungry
Max says:
*I'll take that as a no?
Dan The Graduate says:
*Bingo.
Dan The Graduate says:
*I'd substitute a turkey burger for it.
Max says:
*TURKEY BURGER! ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN A BASKETBALL!
*I need your advice
Max says:
*What should I do if I find a basketball in the fridge?
Dan The Graduate says:
*O_o
Dan The Graduate says:
*"Play with it" is probably out of the question....
Max says:
*Hmm
Max says:
*I mean, it's in the fridge...... Should I eat it?
Max says:
*It is in there
Max says:
*And I am hungry
Max says:
*I'll take that as a no?
Dan The Graduate says:
*Bingo.
Dan The Graduate says:
*I'd substitute a turkey burger for it.
Max says:
*TURKEY BURGER! ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN A BASKETBALL!
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Re: Random chats
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Momo-chan: Yay lol should there be table in the ballroom
alkabanfall: It gets in the way of dancing
Momo-chan: Oh ok well i got a piano on a stage what else
alkabanfall: I'm not really sure.
Momo-chan: Benches? Plants?
alkabanfall: Plants inside? If you wish. Benches should probably be off to the side of the ballroom
alkabanfall: Wow. I looked over and honestly thought for a second I said "Pants inside"
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Re: Random chats
(11:38 PM) Comic Relief: aye thar
(11:39 PM) Max: SQUIRRELS EATING WHOLE WATERMELONS
(11:39 PM) Max: Er
(11:39 PM) Max: Oh, hello.
(11:39 PM) Max: SQUIRRELS EATING WHOLE WATERMELONS
(11:39 PM) Max: Er
(11:39 PM) Max: Oh, hello.
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Re: Random chats
LOL I wonder who you both are talking about hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(sorry for the use of a real name but it's just how it happened)
My Boss: You know I hate it when they do that, the Son-a-Guns
Me: Yarrr
My Boss: Yar?
Me: Mhmm
My Boss: Who says Yar??
Me: Luke
My Boss: Who's Luke??
Me: My Friend
My Boss: How do you know him and why does he say Yar??
Me: Why do I have to explain how I know a person, huh??
My Boss: But why does he say that??
Me: Cuz he's cool like that...
My Boss: Cool huh?
Me: Yarrr
My Boss: Yarr....
Me: Mhmm
My Boss: Nevermind....
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Re: Random chats
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And to keep on-topic:
Hibzy says:
*br food
Hibzy says:
**brb
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Re: Random chats
Max says:
*Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a dime, but only ______
Orion says:
*FArted?
Max says:
*YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!
*kicks you in the crotch*
Max * runs
*Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a dime, but only ______
Orion says:
*FArted?
Max says:
*YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!
*kicks you in the crotch*
Max * runs
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- Damasca Ramza
- Dark Lord of Pepsi
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Re: Random chats
Max says:
*Sorry, I was taking a mad shit yo
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*Was it making you it's bitch again? *loads gun*
Max says:
*No, I was giving it shit
Max says:
*lulz
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
**loads gun anyway*
*Sorry, I was taking a mad shit yo
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*Was it making you it's bitch again? *loads gun*
Max says:
*No, I was giving it shit
Max says:
*lulz
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
**loads gun anyway*
Let us finish this! It is the path of your choosing!
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- Xiaotsu
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Re: Random chats
Max says:
*You're afraid of flying?
Wolfie says:
*Im not afraid of flying, I love flying
Wolfie says:
*Im afraid of not being able to get through check-in and the security check
Max says:
*Why? o.o;
Wolfie says:
*I duno
Wolfie says:
*Just something in the back of my head is telling me they wont let me on
Wolfie says:
*lol
Max says:
*I made it through, and my ID was expired
Wolfie says:
*You dont look like a terrorist.![:P :P](./images/smilies/Razz.gif)
Max says:
*Shave?
Max says:
*XD
Wolfie says:
*xD
Wolfie says:
*Nah i'll be fine...
Wolfie says:
*I just hope it all goes okay. x_x
Wolfie says:
*Once im on the plane i'll be worry-free
Max says:
*Unless you gotta take a shit during turbulence
Wolfie says:
*Then there's a problem
Wolfie says:
*I might just let 'er rip on the plane in that case.
Wolfie says:
*I'll wear a nappy. >.>
Max says:
*O______________________o
Wolfie says:
*At least i'll know where my poop will end up during turbulence.![Happy Plz :U](./images/smilies/colon_u.gif)
Max says:
*Smeared on your ass
Wolfie says:
*Sheperd's pie in my knickers
Max says:
*ROFL SICK
Wolfie says:
*XD
Max says:
*Thanks, every time I think of Sheperds pie........ oh lord.
Wolfie says:
*I can see my work here is done!
Wolfie runs off to another poor sap
Max says:
*XD
*You're afraid of flying?
Wolfie says:
*Im not afraid of flying, I love flying
Wolfie says:
*Im afraid of not being able to get through check-in and the security check
Max says:
*Why? o.o;
Wolfie says:
*I duno
Wolfie says:
*Just something in the back of my head is telling me they wont let me on
Wolfie says:
*lol
Max says:
*I made it through, and my ID was expired
Wolfie says:
*You dont look like a terrorist.
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Max says:
*Shave?
Max says:
*XD
Wolfie says:
*xD
Wolfie says:
*Nah i'll be fine...
Wolfie says:
*I just hope it all goes okay. x_x
Wolfie says:
*Once im on the plane i'll be worry-free
Max says:
*Unless you gotta take a shit during turbulence
Wolfie says:
*Then there's a problem
Wolfie says:
*I might just let 'er rip on the plane in that case.
Wolfie says:
*I'll wear a nappy. >.>
Max says:
*O______________________o
Wolfie says:
*At least i'll know where my poop will end up during turbulence.
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Max says:
*Smeared on your ass
Wolfie says:
*Sheperd's pie in my knickers
Max says:
*ROFL SICK
Wolfie says:
*XD
Max says:
*Thanks, every time I think of Sheperds pie........ oh lord.
Wolfie says:
*I can see my work here is done!
Wolfie runs off to another poor sap
Max says:
*XD
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Re: Random chats
Some words slightly edited for the younger audiences.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
It's um, like, that sex thing.
Jlyons says:
I had a feeling that was coming.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
So am I
er
So did I
FFS.![-.- -.-](./images/smilies/Wha8.gif)
ROFL THAT'S A HORRIBLE TYPO
Jlyons says:
*stops waving hand*
Still works.![:) :)](./images/smilies/Happy.gif)
Jlyons says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyr6SGWw ... re=related
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
o_o
Jlyons says:
Makings of a future meme.
Don't tell someone off... just use YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
Geass powers optional.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Flock of Geass
Jlyons says:
inorite
Easy to house train, too.
Very obediant.
PERFECT PETS
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Except they **** on the floor more than my mom's dog
Jlyons says:
No, that's why you erect a statue of Jack Thompson in your back yard first.
They'll take a **** there instead.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
They should make a statue him with a massive erection and a tetris NES cartridge next to him
Jlyons says:
Works even better if you make your flock of geass build it themselves.
Yes, but is it the L shape or the l shape?
That makes a huge difference.
Also train your flock of Geass to say YES, YOUR HIGHNESS to the Jack Thompson statue before they take a crap.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
And I thought my peanut butter comment was weird
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
It's um, like, that sex thing.
Jlyons says:
I had a feeling that was coming.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
So am I
er
So did I
FFS.
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ROFL THAT'S A HORRIBLE TYPO
Jlyons says:
*stops waving hand*
Still works.
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Jlyons says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyr6SGWw ... re=related
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
o_o
Jlyons says:
Makings of a future meme.
Don't tell someone off... just use YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
Geass powers optional.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Flock of Geass
Jlyons says:
inorite
Easy to house train, too.
Very obediant.
PERFECT PETS
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
Except they **** on the floor more than my mom's dog
Jlyons says:
No, that's why you erect a statue of Jack Thompson in your back yard first.
They'll take a **** there instead.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
They should make a statue him with a massive erection and a tetris NES cartridge next to him
Jlyons says:
Works even better if you make your flock of geass build it themselves.
Yes, but is it the L shape or the l shape?
That makes a huge difference.
Also train your flock of Geass to say YES, YOUR HIGHNESS to the Jack Thompson statue before they take a crap.
[c=4]Max[/c] says:
And I thought my peanut butter comment was weird
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Re: Random chats
Sparrowhawk says:
*brb, bathroom
George says:
*ok
Sparrowhawk auto-message: The toilet, floor, wall and maybe the ceiling will regret this!![Rawr *Rawr](./images/smilies/Rawr.gif)
George says:
*ok O.O
*brb, bathroom
George says:
*ok
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George says:
*ok O.O
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Re: Random chats
Tommy says:
**walks away with the portable chicken coop
Sparrowhawk says:
*CHICKENS!!!!
Sparrowhawk says:
*EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Tommy says:
*O-O *runs*
Sparrowhawk chases.
Kagemoto-Kami says:
**pokes*
Sparrowhawk says:
*![]()
Kagemoto-Kami says:
**hugs* I is sorry.
Sparrowhawk says:
*S'ok.![]()
Kagemoto-Kami says:
*Your eye's better now?
Sparrowhawk says:
*Yes! *RAwr
Sparrowhawk says:
**Rawr%
Sparrowhawk says:
*...
Sparrowhawk * hates this keyboard.
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- Xiaotsu
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Re: Random chats
Xiaotsu says:
*I gots a coooooookiiieeeeeeeee. ^______________^
Trillia says:
*-gasp- Not a cookie. o:
Xiaotsu says:
*oyes a cookie
*wait
*osht
*did I just break the fabric of time and create a universal dimension paradox?!
Trillia says:
*o__O
*I gots a coooooookiiieeeeeeeee. ^______________^
Trillia says:
*-gasp- Not a cookie. o:
Xiaotsu says:
*oyes a cookie
*wait
*osht
*did I just break the fabric of time and create a universal dimension paradox?!
Trillia says:
*o__O
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Re: Random chats
Max says:
*So, cybered Ulty yet?
Spar says:
*Which one of us are you asking? Cuz I haven't.
Max says:
*DM
Max says:
*er
Max says:
*wait
Max says:
*the non-DM
Spar says:
*
Max says:
*Bring me my brown pants
Spar says:
*........What's that smell?
Max says:
*Eggs
Spar says:
*Smells like shit...
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*Smells like Max
Max says:
*>:
Spar says:
*Hahahahahahah!!![]()
Max says:
*OPEN THE DOOR! GET ON THE FLOOR! EVERYBODY FUCK THE DINOSAUR!
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi says:
*I told you I'm not a dinosaur >>
Darkmage Rabanastre-Dark Lord of Pepsi * murders Max again
Max says:
*o_o
Max says:
*IDIDN'TSAYYOU!
Max * runs
Spar * gives DM Ulty's flaming newspaper.![]()
Max says:
*nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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